Matt & Kalen Go Through a Haunted House
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Matt & Kalen Go Through a Haunted House


[MUSIC PLAYING] All right, so we’re at the fair. We’re going to go
through the haunted house because there is one. I didn’t sign up for this. I don’t like this. What are we– nothing’s
even happening. What’s this door here? [GROWLING] What is that? [SCREAMING] Oh, shoot! Oh my god, that one
wasn’t even real. I need to go pray. I should have prayed before this. Oh, [BLEEP]. Something wrong with your eye. You better call Dr.
90210 and get that fixed. [GROWLING] Oh, [BLEEP]! Why don’t these
things spread out? I thought this was
the witches territory. This ain’t– [GROWL] Calm down! These are dark, dark
people that work here. Dark. [SCREAMS] [CHUCKLING] Oh, shit. Not again. This is cruel and
unusual punishment. Oh my god, there’s
more than one. [LAUGHTER] Why? [SCREECHING] Oh, [BLEEP]! I can’t do this. I can’t do this. Is it over? [SHRIEKS] [SCREAMS] Why they screaming? [LAUGHTER] Oh, my Lord. Oh, Jesus be a fence. [GROWLS] Dammit. Oh, my god. Y’all too flexible. [INAUDIBLE] OK, what in the world, did
y’all stretch before this? What in the hell? Who is y’all [INAUDIBLE]? Quit screaming at me! [GROWL] [SCREAMS] Why? [POLICE SIRENS] Where’s
the– why are there sirens? [SCREAMS] What is that? Oh, it’s a monkey. Oh, my god! Oh, Jesus! Oh, I see daylight. I see daylight. Oh, praise god. Praise god. I am over it. No, I’m done. I got to go.

100 thoughts on “Matt & Kalen Go Through a Haunted House

  1. Kalen honey you should come take a walk through Dent School House in Cincinnati! πŸ˜‰ It's fun I promise. Last year I had a clown follow me for a few extra moments with his head tilted to the side because I said "Beep beep Richie" to him LOL!

  2. It was truly a $4 haunted house. Nothing but people in cages. You could see everything coming. I would've been like Matt just walking through.

  3. Find a stronger haunted house. It HAS to be scarier than this.And put Andy and Kalen in it. And tbh this was a week haunted house.Not scary at all.

  4. Everyone is asking for Kalen nd Andy and so am I gonna be hilarious πŸ˜‚ idk who will be more funnier to watch since andy doesnt like haunted house much nd well, kalen didnt seem so either lol πŸ€ͺ

  5. They should’ve had Kalen alone, Matt was boring AF. At least Andy is entertaining too! GIVE US KALEN & ANDY PLEASEEEEEEEE!

  6. @ellen PLEASE send Kalen, Andy, and Sarah Paulsen through a haunted house together, and maybe even bring Jacqueline back and throw her in there tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. I'm the Matt in this. Haven't found anything to scare me. I'm always the one laughing. Sadly, I can't get scared. Believe me ….. I've tried

  8. I am crying REAL TEARS!! 😭😭😭
    β€œWhat in the world, did y’all stretch befo’ β€˜dis?!?” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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