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The Secret to Real Estate is Beyoncé and Jay-Z | TMZ TV


ANNOUNCER: “TMZ” REAL ESTATE PRESENTS THREE SIMPLE TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR HOUSE. ONE, A FRESH COAT OF PAINT. TWO, LANDSCAPING. AND THREE, HAVE JAY-Z AND BEYONCE MOVE IN NEXT DOOR! SIMPLE, RIGHT?>>BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, THEY’RE CLOSE TO PURCHASING A HOUSE IN BEL AIR. THEY’RE IN ESCROW. SO APPARENTLY THERE’S SOME NEIGHBORS THAT ARE PRETTY JAZZED THEY’RE MOVING TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.>>WELL, YEAH, WHY WOULDN’T YOU BE? ANNOUNCER: YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE LIKE LIVING NEXT TO A PERPETUAL HIP-HOP PRODUCTION OF “A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM.” AWESOME!>>NO, IT’S NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE NEXT DOOR. BECAUSE THEY’RE TRYING TO SELL THEIR HOUSE AND NOW THEY THINK BECAUSE JAY-Z AND BEYONCE LIVE THERE, THEY WILL BE ABLE TO SELL IT QUICKLY.>>AND THEY’LL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO ASK A HIGHER PRICE.>>A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVING INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.>>SEE, IT ACTUALLY WORKS. ANNOUNCER: FORGET FLIGHT, JAY AND BEY’S HOOD IS OUT OF SIGHT.>>THEY’RE ASKING HOW MUCH?>>$18 MILLION. ANNOUNCER: LOOK WHAT IT GETS YOU, A DRIVEWAY, VERY CLOSE TO JAY AND BEY’S. A WINDOW YOU CAN LOOK OUT TO SEE JAY AND BEY. PATIO WITH A VIEW OF THE SKYLINE OF JAY AND BEY. YOU’RE GOING TO BE BESTIES!>>YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND ASK FOR MILK AND EGGS AND BEYONCE’S GOING TO BE LIKE, COME ON IN, SWEATY.>>YOU JUST STARTED A FANTASY.>>IN A BIKINI AND HIGH HEELS AND CARRYING TWO TWINS? [LAUGHTER] NEVER MIND, FANTASY OVER. ANNOUNCER: WELL, IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED. GOOD LUCK SELLING THE CRIB.

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